Magic School

Another day another hour I skip class

To hang in the mess hall

They serve me slop 

But it’s a million times better

Than any minute of lore on fucking Dumbledore

I need something more

In frustration I spill my potion on my robe

What a shame 

But amidst the crowd here comes mr crow

He gives me a scroll

I read it and can’t hold

My most evil grin

 For it’s a spell of chain reaction 3

Right on I get working

Prepare my dungeon waiting for something

Or someone to cross by

I wave and smile

And quickly lock them inside

They’re now my ghoul

My faithful servant

Willing to cross any mountain

For me cause I own their soul

For I control their mind

They do everything so well

So I tell my ghoul to steal

What’s now my new favorite spell

Conjure monster

I cast it

Then misty step to get to safety

From the trap I’m about to set

I watch from afar all hot and wet

My gang of goblins

My minions, ambush my crush

Slap their stuff on the ground

It goes crash

I grab the chain spell from my stash

A quick show of hand and I have them charmed

Next step I have them sit on a nearby bench

Where my other crush is having a smash

He gets in range

Sits down starts chatting

It takes a while but they down for it

I can see that even from this distance 

I stuff my face with an evil laugh

Because it’s time 

Any time soon

We’re gonna have a blast

Chain Reaction Awesome Threesome Sex

Love

Hugs

Cute

Smile

Honey

Cuddles

Tofu

Meow

Calling your mother

Brushing your teeth

Playing uno with friends

Not doing drugs

Being a good student

Not being afraid of showing your emotions even though youre a tough guy

This is the most cruel song youve heard

Jump and clap your hands in the air if youre happy

We will then make sure

Youre all tucked in your warm bed 

La la la

Bro

BFF

Teddy

Miss you

Coasters

Shower

Cinnamon

Cute little bunny

Changing your underwear

Using moisturizer

Grooming your hair

Taking care of your skin

Smelling nice even at home

Confessing that after all this time youre still afraid of touching your own anus

The most cruel song youve heard

Jump and clap your hands in the air if youre happy

We will then make sure

Youre all tucked in your warm bed 

La la la

Cheap wigs are made of twigs

Who am I to diss a tree

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybodys showing off toupees

Some of them look like catgirls

Some of them look like Sephiroth

Some of them want to control you

Cause theyre aliens feeding on your brains

Sweet wigs are made of hairs

Real strands from a kids real head

Ive smuggled a lot more than one hundred

Everybodys looking for children

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your fucking head up dammit

Some of them look like trumps head

Some of them look like trumps butt hair

Some look like Owen Wilson 

Mix it with trump you get Boris Johnson

Enough with wigs alright

I need to talk of childrens rights

Ive made it sound like that would be okay

But its quite sick to want to touch kids hair 

Sweet wigs are made of kids

Who am I to disagree

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybodys looking for children  

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Even though the Zuck bought all the houses around his house cause he did not feel like he had got enough privacy but that shouldnt concern you no no no no listen to mama Facebook 

She was on her own

All alone in the unknown

Shes barely upright walking

And I need a new plaything

I stopped and I said I couldnt help it but notice

That you clearly belong in the A-list

Cause youre so mature for your age/ and I can tell you that

Girl you are made for the stage

If you want the fame whats a small sin

I promise youll be on that magazine

Im not asking twice, now get on my seat

I want you and your twin on my limousine

Cant hide that shes nervous

But she accepted the ride

Take a whiff of this stuff/ it will help you I promise

Figure out what is right

She quickly forgot when she came

To my million dollar estate

Now its only on you to be

 The girl that you dream to be

If you want the fame, whats a small sin

I promise youll be on that magazine

Im not asking twice, now get on my seat

I want you and your twin on my limousine

We had to keep her on the dope,

Or else she woudnt get in the rope,

But something went wrong/ as she choked and foamed,

One second and now she has no pulse

We scramble to deal with her corpse somehow,

We wrap her and drop her down in the bay.

Too bad I was starting to like her.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

If you want the fame, whats a small sin

I promise youll be on that magazine

Im not asking twice, now get on my seat

I want you and your twin on my limousine

If you want the fame, whats a small sin

I promise youll be on that magazine

Im not asking twice, now get on my seat

I want you and your twin on my limousine

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

Oh well Im already on cruise again.

She fed his body with metal chains

She made his soul run on charcoal

And when his guts learnt to ignore the pain

She threw a match inside the hole in his heart, and he was made whole

I am finally awake, but my world is shaking

I cant fight back and my will is breaking

Everything that I was I can forget for you

I am programmed to do what you want me to

x2

Underneath the battle blanket we are safe

Cause if we cant see it, it cant us

Underneath the battle blanket we are safe 

From the grasp of evil and despair

Come vorrei che anche tu ricordassi i giorni belli che eravamo amici.

In quei tempi l la vita era pibella. Il sole picaldo di oggi.

Le foglie morte si raccolgono insieme. Come i ricordi.

Come i dispiaceri.

How I wish you remembered the beautiful days we were friends.

In those times, life was better. The sun, warmer than it is today.

Dead leaves get picked up together. Like memories.

Like bitter ends.

11 / 4

lots of 11ths

111 seconds long

Riffs follow fibonacci 1 2 3 5

11 glasses of water drunkt (stay hydrated homies)

[Vinyl sound effect]

A relaxed ass is a happy ass.

But if it's a tight and unrelaxed ass, it's an unhappy ass.

Only the one that hurts you

Can make you feel better

Only the one that inflicts the pain

Can take it away

x2

I'll be your Mistress tonight

If I take you from behind

Push myself into your mind

When you least expect it

Will you try to reject it?

If I'm in charge

And I treat you like a child

Will you let yourself go wild?

Let my mouth go where it wants to?

I'm not gonna hurt you

Once you put your hand in the flame

It can never be the same

There's a certain satisfaction

In a little bit of pain

There's a certain satisfaction

In a little bit of pain 

Just close your eyes...

I know you want me

Ahh ahh ahh ahh

x 32

Give it up do as I say!

Give it up and let me have my way!

x2

I don't think you know what pain is

I don't think you've gone that way

I could bring you so much pleasure

I'll come to you when you say

Pain

You are afraid of: CBD

1 2 3 4 5 5 6 7 8 9 10

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4

5

5

7

7

4

Snake-horse

Snake-horse

Snake-horse

Snake-horse

Snake-horse

Been eatin' donuts (all of my life)

Yes we love donuts (day and night)

Been eatin' donuts (all of my life)

Because donuts are (all our life)

And I know I love me some glace

They take me back to the old days

Old days... Old days...

One quarter for a donut is good money spent

But now they cost a dollar they don't make no sense

Ha ha ha

I got a friend who got no teeth in the mouth

He love donuts he go nuts that's no doubt

He love donuts he go nuts that's no doubt

Ha ha ha

No, you're not gonna get what you need
Baby, I have what you want
Come get your honey

I got your honey, baby
Every colour and every taste
Every breath that whispers your name
It's like emeralds on the pavement
Every colour and every taste
Every breath that whispers your name
It's like emeralds on the pavement
I got your honey, baby

At the heart of some kind of flower
Stuck in glitter, strands of saliva
Won't you get me right where the hurt is?
At the heart of some kind of flower
Stuck in glitter, strands of saliva
Won't you get me right where the hurt is?

And the waves come in and they're golden
But down in the deep the honey is sweeter
Oh, it is sweeter, baby
And the sun sets on the water
But down in the deep the current is stronger
Oh, yeah

Not even Tommy Lee Jones can save this terrible song

IT'S BACOOON