Put this on your portable music player for those 6am runs through the irradiated barrens.

I knew a girl back in Portland
She died at 22 years of age
She was the best dancer
I'd ever see all my days

Turns out that death didn't stop her
She started a Zombie Club in a cave
So zombies go there each weekend

This is the song that plays:
Every zombie get up and dance
Every zombie better get up and dance
Every fuggin zombie better get up and dance
Dancin'
(Repeat)

7 years after his victory against the moon colonists, Chip is CEO of a prominent laser manufacturing firm. Surrounded by the trappings of wealth, he can't help but reflect on those he has sinned against on his long, bloody road to the top. As his luxury elevator ascends to the 55th floor, he watches the rain.

Vangelis was approached to score this B movie. He immediately declined, so it was farmed out to the producer's unemployed cousin. This is the music that plays in the final battle when everything goes slowmo and the protagonist sees his wife get ripped in half by Chip's laser beam

saturday night
all my friends they say are staying in
they're taking it off
make a snack or do some laundry

melancholy walk
past the block and see at jason's
there's a flicker of light
and rows of cars they're parking in the street

so i come so i come

mandy is tied at the wrists
and kneeling on the floor
there's 25 guys
in a circle ejaculatig

and they cum and they cum

This was originally titled "Harry the Happy Bunny Suddenly Stabs his Best Friend Jeff and Leaves Him for the Wolves," but apparently that's too long of a title.

It takes place in a sun-lit meadow one spring afternoon. Harry still remains at large.

This song is a conceptual nightmare. Imagine yourself strapped to the front of a Saturn rocket, all the while contemplating the inherent sex appeal of intergalactic travel. Now forget that and listen to my wankery.

Starla left the submission function open for me so i could throw something together after work. This is more of a sketch of a song then anything else, but it was worth spending 20 minutes on.

Good times.